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Cookies ‘N Creamtini.

Ingredients & Measurements:

• 1/2 cup Milk
• 1/4 cup Whipped Vodka
• 1 1/2 teaspoons Oreo Instant Pudding Mix
• Chocolate Syrup
• Crushed Oreo Crumbs
• Whipped Cream
• 1 mini Oreo

Instructions:

1. Mix milk/cream, whipped vodka, and pudding mix in shaker with ice. Shake for 30 seconds.
2. Dip rim of glass in syrup, then dip rim in oreo crumbs. Strain drink into glass.
3. Dip with whipped cream and a mini oreo if you want!

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